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vital_soltop ten reasons you missed schema freeze
10. I didn’t know about any freeze
9. I spent 4 hours waiting for the interns to leave the Wii alone
8. I run Linux so I didn't accept any outlook invites regarding freeze dates
7. My feature is top secret and so is the schema
6. Cisco Security Agent blocked my changes.
5. The PM changed their mind
4. At BEA, we didn't have schema freeze
3. My tables are being re-branded.
2. This wasn't an S3 level event until now
1. The PM only just thought of this new idea
Bonus reasons (you know who you are):
If we had feature branches, there would be no schema freeze.
If we all used Intellij we could be 5% more productive and push freeze out by a week.
My toddler ate my RSA key.
10. I didn’t know about any freeze
9. I spent 4 hours waiting for the interns to leave the Wii alone
8. I run Linux so I didn't accept any outlook invites regarding freeze dates
7. My feature is top secret and so is the schema
6. Cisco Security Agent blocked my changes.
5. The PM changed their mind
4. At BEA, we didn't have schema freeze
3. My tables are being re-branded.
2. This wasn't an S3 level event until now
1. The PM only just thought of this new idea
Bonus reasons (you know who you are):
If we had feature branches, there would be no schema freeze.
If we all used Intellij we could be 5% more productive and push freeze out by a week.
My toddler ate my RSA key.
