A Bit of Fry and Laurie

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Season 4, Episode 3, 1995.

Hugh Laurie: "You know, with the pace of modern life being what it is, it's sometime hard, isn't it, to make time for the simple things, like masturbation, or brewing a really good pot of tea..."

Barman.

Hugh (being drunk) - Bitch.
Stephen (making a drink) - Come again?
Hugh - My wife.
Stephen - Oh, right, right.
Hugh - She doesn't understand me. She's never understood me.
Stephen - What, Polish or something, is she?
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Hugh - You ever been trapped in a loveless marriage with a woman you despise?
Stephen - Not since I was nine. (making a cocktail) Do you like it strait up?
Hugh - What?
Stephen - Or with ice?
Hugh - Ice.
Stephen - Righto.
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